Metalocalypse The Dethalbum

ok digamos primero antes que nada que odio el death, el black y todo tipo de metal que sea con chillidos o gargaras guturales......pero esto simplemente es una joyita.......una serie que expone todos los cliches de dichos generos y los hace divertidos.........soy fan....es de las mejores cosas que he descubierto en meses, o tal vez en todo el año....no habia hallado de donde bajarlo hasta que lo encontre en un blog muy malo, tiene puras cumbias y cosas extrañas, es como si esto hubiera sido puesto como aqui solo por bromear.....me tomare la libertad de robar el link, cosa que nunca hago pero ahi ya esta y su publico no es para este tipo de cosas.....yo me tome la libertad de añadir las canciones del disco de lujo o "Deluxe" o edicion especial en idioma coloquial.......disfrutenlo es una broma que adoro

first of all...I hate death, black and al that kind of metal that sings like pigs were dying or like you are talking with your mouth full and all that kind of gutural sounds......but i love this series....every single cliche from those genres its in those songs ....im a fan......its probably the one of the best things ive found lately.....y found it on a really bad blog that has tropical shit and stuff like that.....its like it was put there as a joke, like i do it........im gonna steal his link, its not for his kind of audience, but im gonna add the deluxe tracks from the second special disc .......i love this cliche!!!!

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I am be dangerous now
Not me hurt
When stairs fell down
Be pushed by you
Me hit head
Me nose broke
Soon you be dead
Soon you be dead

So strong my face is
You punch break fingers
Kick me you're limping
Stab me you're bleeding
I am be angerous now
You throwing rock at me
Hit eye and it no hurt me
I'm strong
You're not
You're not



download deluxe part
Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Real Coffee,
From the Hills Of Colombia?

The Duncan awake You
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Guatemala Blend,
Ethiopian,
French Vanilla Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Your Cream


Lyrics

Iberia Trash

ok esto no es trash de ese que es una mezcla entre punk y metal......es simplemente el nombre de una banca de psychobilly española........banda?¿ podriamos llamarle dueto.........no tienen contrabajo y aun asi logran un sonido psycho al que no podemos reprocharle casi nada durante el disco......un poco sucia la grabacion nada mas.....no podemos decir otras cosas.....

this is not the kind of trash that mixes punk and metal, its just the name of a psychobilly band from spain....band?¿ should we calle em that? they are just a duete(?¿), aint got an upricht bass but they play a psycho sound we cant complain about....the recording its a little bit scrachy and has poor quality...but thats it

Yo prometo serte malo,
Si te acercas a mi lado
Darte mil besos
Si aclaras por fin tus dudas
Me cambiare al lado oscuro
Por ser solamente tuyo
Ser un tipo crudo y duro
Solo por un susurro……de ti

THE DEVIL'S REJECTS

amo las peliculas de Rob Zombie.....y tienen casi tan buena seleccion de banda sonora como las de Tarantino........disfrutenla......

I just love ROb Zombie's movies...and they've got almost a soundtrack selection as good as Tarantino's......dig in and enjoy....

Oh we are what we are when in danger
And we are as we stand head in hand
When a friend brings to light
On a cold silver knife
You can stare your fate right into his hand
-into his hand
.....

Oh we are what we are when we're praying
In our own way of seeking some light
May the mission bell still ring
Of the colourful dreams
In the faith that everyone will be treated right

Road of Sin

este disco lo habia buscado por mucho tiempo, ya que no hay informacion en la pagina del grupo, nunca la actualizan......pero igual son increibles.....cuando lo halle en un blog estaba en una pagina si no tenias ip ruso no te permitia bajarlo.....luego lo halle con los nazis de soulseek....caray lo que tengo que hacer para tener musica....

I looked for this everywhere......but when i finally found it....it was on a server that only allowed you to download if you had a russian ip.....then i found it on soulseek...fuckin natzis......its a load of shit to find good music....

he's got a dark soul,
he's got a black heart,
he`s got the bloody hands......
slip, slash, kill

algo mas suave a lo acostumbrado

bueno ahora para algo completamente diferente una banda un poco mas suave, popera y pegajosa, seguro la conocen y tal vez no sepan que lo hacen....este disco me lo regalaron al intentar regalarme uno de clash que ya obviamente tengo...se quedaron con cara de ahhhh mmmmm bueno entonces te regalo este otro que compre para mi.....y fue un regalo algo extraño...nunca me habian dado nada en san valentin

well now for something completely different...this is soft pop and catchy...you ure know em and probably you do even if you think you dont......this record was a gift as someone tried to give me a clash record that i allready have of course then just said "well keep this one that i bought for me".....it was strange, i never ever got a valentine's day gift before.....

But baby, remember
It's my life and I'll do what I want
It's my mind and I'll think what I want
Show me I'm wrong, hurt me sometime
But some day, I'll treat you real fine

ONE MORE TATTOO.........OR MAYBE THE FIRST ONE

OK seguramente ya conocen a esta banda.....rapida e intensa, por aqui lei que le decian power psyscho....no lo he corroborado nunca en otro lugar....seguramente si....exudan poder estos brasileños

OK...probably you allready know about this band......fast and intense, here i read its called power psycho........never heard again....but surelly they do call it that way.......this brazilians exude power

estoy seguro que por mi falta de compromiso nadie visita este blog jajjajaja

I am sure that due to my lack of commitment nobody visit this blog hahahaha

PROYECTS----PART 1

llevo meses con estos dos proyectos en la cabeza....el segundo es mucho mas grande que este......asi que me tardare un poco mas.....pero el motivo de que me anime a postear este proyecto es que tuve un gran fin de semana..... Esta es una cancion de nofx que se llama 13 stitches....

well, i had this proyets in my head for months, two of them.....the second one is bigger so it might be delayed some more time......but the reason for me doing this post its because i had a great weekend...... This is a nofx song, called 13 stitches......

The first time i saw The Descendents,
they were the fastest band i'd ever seen
no one in the crowd really cared for them,
we were waiting for The Ally Cats to play

After a couple months i heard Kabuki Girl,
on Rodney On The Roo late sunday night
that was enough
for me, i hopped the bus
to Licorice Pizza
and baught my all time favorite record

the next time i went to the whiskey,
it was DOA with Millions of Dead Copsthe latter band played faster than i could believe
but the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked
'cept John Wayne was a Nazi,
and Joey Shithead was a drunk
then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp,
cuz having long hair was a mistake

the third time i went to the hospital,
i needed 13 stitches in my head
i managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute,
then some suicidal threw me into a post
my girlfriend started to cry
cuz we had to leave
before DRI played 50 lousy songs
my blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes
but it sure looked pretty cool after a wash






The Descendents-----Cool To Be You
The Alley Cats-----Nightmare City
Kabuki Girl-----A Descendents's song from the record Milo Goes to College
D.O.A.-----True, Strong & Free
Millions of Dead Cops-----Millions Of Dead Cops(record)
John Wayne was a Nazi-----Song from the MDC(millions of dead cops) from the same record i uploaded
Ill Repute-----Oxnard,land of no toilets ep
D.R.I.-----(Dirty Rotten Imbecils) Dirty Rotten Ep